As part of the normalization of Armenian-Turkish relations, Ararat cognac will be renamed Agry-Dagh
3 September 2024
This initiative was lobbied by the deputy of the Civil Contract party Hasmik Hakobyan: 'What difference does it make how cognac is called? The main thing is how it tastes like! We are on the right track in the Armenian-Turkish relations. Let's not piss off the neighbors. We have a long era of peace ahead.'
Author: Pernod Cavusoglu
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