The Ministry of Health of Armenia will ban cunnilingus
24 September 2024
This was stated by Minister of Health Anahit Avanesian: 'It is harmful both for the psychological health of men and for the physical - the number of visits to emergency rooms among men with various jaw injuries increases by 50% annually. Of course, no one will honestly tell you about this, but it is the fact.'
After this statement, a spontaneous protest action is expected near the ministry, additional police forces have already been brought.
Author: Alen Simonian
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