Garegin B became the winner of the European Poker Tour in Barcelona

13 June 2024
Garegin B
Another tournament of the prestigious European Poker Tour series has ended in Spain, where Patriarch of the Armenian Apostolic Church Garegin B (II) performed brilliantly.
In heads-up he beat the eminent Daniel Negreanu.

The winnings amounted to 500,000 euros. The Catholicos promised that all the money won would go to charity, but did not specify what exactly and when. “Everything will be according to the will of God. Everything will be fine." - Garegin answered evasively.

Author: Dan Bilzerian

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