Ashot Pashinian was expelled from the faculty of Hufflepuff
25 July 2024
The dean of the faculty, Professor Pomona Sprout, discovered that a group of students led by the Prime Minister's son were watching the final of the European Football Championship and smoking hookah from the Penelope Hufflepuff bowl. For such a blatant violation of discipline, Ashot Pashinian was immediately sent home on a bicycle.
Author: Tom Riddle
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