To avoid sexual relations outside of marriage, unmarried citizens of Armenia will be given free subscriptions to Pornhub

6 June 2024
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This was stated by the head of the youth policy department, Zara Aslanyan.
'This project is one of the few that is approved simultaneously by both the church and the government. This is where our reconciliation will begin.'

To receive a subscription, you will need to leave your email and passport number, and if the verification confirms that the citizen is not married, after 7 working days the annual subscription will be sent by email.

Author: Lili Morto

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